1. buzzfeed:

    It’s been a really wild year on this website.

    (via aly-laurena)

  2. (via penishole)

  3. thats-slightly-raven:

    thats-so-kat:

    thats-slightly-raven:

    HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

    999? You mean 911?

    I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  4. apolkadotnerd:

    thepottertardis:

    a collection of some of my favorites: part 2

    THE LAST ONE THO

    (Source: thescienceofseductionn, via penultimate-insanity)

  5. avggie:

    its-halloween-cas:

    becca-morley:

    you fucked up

    My six pack has arrived due to laughter

    OH MY GOD. I’M ON THIS TEXT POST.

    (via dashka26rawr)

  6. Fucking

    Fucking

    (Source: weepingdildo, via toxic-reckless-y0uth)

  7. thorki:

    I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

    (Source: thorki, via endlesslyybeautiful)

  8. neophyteredglare:

    edgay:

    im quitting tumblr

    ok see u tomorrow

    (via actualinq)

  9. (Source: meme4u, via awktopuss)